The Rambunctious Rudeboy

Hey Rude wasup?

Stay Strong & Be Safe.

Hey Hazmat! Glad to see you on here!

Rudeboy wrote:

I feel like there's a "woman, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich" joke coming on, but.... like....... I dunno how sensative we are to that kind of humor... or like...... yeah.. :/

Actually we both have our famous recipes, hers is ShowStopper Coffee, and mine is Tothian Pizza

I'm that level of bored. I'm making tothian pizza tonight.

Haha nice! Any special way of making it? As in, are you grinding up the philly cheese steak? That's what I do first, shredded into little pieces, all clumped together, as opposed to the thin slice layers of it like they do with the little round pepperoni slices. And also any extra toppings with it? Like tomatoes or mushrooms? Don't forget the garlic sauce! Butter and garlic powder in it if you don't have that.

And also, this is very important too: What are you having to drink with it?

Well, it turns out I'm definately not making tothian pizza. I'm not too terribly keen on philly cheese and even moreso on mushrooms. So.... uh..... I think I'll make.... uhm..... RUDECAKE!

Let's hop on over to the recipe thread then......

Haha okay. I didn't know there was a thread on specific recipes, but there's different ones on different recipes though. Well, unless someone makes one. But, I wouldn't wanna have to post the whole thing all over again, so more likely ShowStopper & I would just link to our threads on our recipes, or something like that.

DONE!

I just sent you a 40 page email. But alright, I'll check it out in a few minutes. So many more posts to check now. lol

Rudeboy! I dig the theme! welcome!

LOL - All-Star & Rudeboy actually remind me of each other in a lot of ways.

All star's dashing and sexy? lol.

Thanks all star. Is that hints of communism I'm picking up? Because if so, FUCK YES!

Rudeboy wrote:

All star's dashing and sexy? lol.

Thanks all star. Is that hints of communism I'm picking up? Because if so, FUCK YES!

first person to ever get it! yes my costume is designed like a soviet super hero haha!

I had no idea. The black and red should have tipped me off...

Fuck yes!

I'm pretty bonerific for communism. I was playing with the idea of being a communist superhero myself, but I live in Texas, so that might not have turned out well. I do, however, rock the hammer and sickle pin on patrols.

I prefer no government, or at least as little government as possible.

I used to fancy that, but a lack of government are why folks like us are necessary, I've come to conclude. Now if we could get our hands on a mad cool benevolent dictator, we would be all set as a species.

No, the government is all why it's all messed up like this now. Look at how they act when it is election time? Look at what they have done to the public schools? Look at Orlando's homeless! The people can't feed them without getting arrested!

Waitasecond, why did I just unwittingly write that? Oh, well. I don't like politics! Blast you, Politics! We don't need no stinkin' Politics!

But at the same time, if we were under communistic rule under a benevolent dictator, our schools would be fine as they'd all be ran the same way, there wouldn't BE homeless ANYWHERE, and they wouldn't have to be feeding them because everyone would be fed the same amount. We're all equals. Why not run things like it?

Ordering a Pizza from Big Brother

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it"

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn"

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."

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